Reprinted from MyHotMess.com: A giant pink elephant tends to consume a shitload of space when you are staying in your mothers two bedroom 700 sq. ft. condo. Even if at anytime you are able to walk a block down to one of the most beautiful beaches in America in attempt to ignore it, that fucking [...]
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February 6th, 2012 
Hot Mess 
Posted in Archive 
Tags: Alcoholism, Christmas, Family, Fuck, Home, Living room, Mother, Parenting 
Comments Offmeasuring time in fuck-ups
February 6th, 2012 Hot Mess Reprinted from the original “MyHotMess.com”: Every year AVN comes along, and I always measure the great time I’ve had by the experiences I either remember, or don’t remember. This year, three things happened that made it a fantastic year. Well, more than that, but I chalk my AVN up to these three incidents. NUMBER ONE: [...]
Posted in Archive Tags: AVN, Fuck, Fucking Austria, Jennifer Ketcham, Jew, Penny Flame, Rachel Roxxx, Tera Patrick Comments OffDreams of Dynamite.
February 5th, 2012 Hot Mess Reprinted from the original version of MyHotMess.com: I dreamt of you last night. Of us. Of the places we’ve been and the places we could have gone. The paths we could have walked. The secrets we could have shared. I dreamt of you last night, and again you broke my heart. Again, I woke feeling [...]
Posted in Archive Tags: California, Charlie Laine, China, Jon Heder, Napoleon Dynamite, Pete, Relationship, Romance Comments OffBlast from the past and I motherfucking told you so
February 4th, 2012 Hot Mess Reprinted from the original “MyHotMess.com”: Strange week, the first days of the last days of the year. Between the grand ol Turkey day and today, a ton of things have transpired, one a vision of my former youth taking me back to SDSU and the apartment complex the cool kids lived at named Dorchester, a [...]
Posted in Archive Tags: BigMac, Charles, Charles Barkley, Dorchester, San Diego State University, SDSU, Shit, Sir Charles: Wit & Wisdom of Charles Barkley Comments Off5 months late, and right on time
February 3rd, 2012 Hot Mess Reprinted from the original “MyHotMess.com”: People across America suffer the same tardiness as I, being a ten minutes late for work, arriving at the bank 3 minutes after it closes, or 15 minutes after the last flower peddler peddles the last thanksgiving holiday arrangement. Everyone in the world is late for something. I am five [...]
Posted in Archive Tags: Animal style, Caroline Flack, Love & Rockets, Murs, Olly Murs, Skiing, United States, X Factor Comments OffA cheers
January 26th, 2012 Hot Mess Reposted from the original blog – mythotmess.com: Here I am. Writing. So proud of myself yes…yaaaaasssssss. 11:01pm, not asleep on the couch, like the last three nights assed the fuck out at 7:30 of that bomb kush and days off, and here I am, its fuckin dark outside, I had a hard day beating grown [...]
Posted in Archive Tags: Anger, Art, Fuck, Question Time, Shit, Writers Resources, Writing, Yes (band) Comments OffThe two men that hate me
January 25th, 2012 Hot Mess Republished from the original “MyHotMess.com”: “While I am positive that there must be more men on the planet that despise me, I have only met two that have done so out right, and I met them both yesterday. One man for the first time, and the next man, for the last. Now, every morning I [...]
Posted in Archive Tags: Fuck, Fucking Austria, Home, Humor, Robek, Saint Paul Minnesota, Shit, Video Games Comments OffIf You are wondering where I went…..
January 25th, 2012 Hot Mess Republished from the original “MyHotMess.com”: Died. Kidding. I’m changing everything. My words, my outlook, my profession, and my name. I’m Becoming Jennie. And that’s where you’ll find me, while I’m trying to find myself. http://www.BecomingJennie.com
Posted in Archive Tags: Blair Waldorf, Doctor Who, Jenny Humphrey, Jenny McCarthy, Josh Miller, McDonalds, New York Fashion Week, Stockholm Comments OffPenny on D
January 25th, 2012 Hot Mess This is a reprint from the original “myhotmess.com”: Now, the last post I had written was incredibly shallow. Admittedly. That is why I put shallow bitch in it repeatedly. I received many emails in response to this post, more than I’ve ever received for any post, and it strikes me as almost funny, because somehow [...]
Posted in Archive Tags: Apartment Living, BlueMuffin, Flagellation, Home, Living room, Newt Gingrich, Robek, Roommate Comments OffWhat the phrase “Hot Mess” Means
January 23rd, 2012 Hot Mess What the phrase “Hot Mess” Means The term “Hot Mess” is a really interesting term, and one I had really not thought about much before. But like many terms, once you learn of them, they find a way to come into reality more and more frequently. Perhaps also it has a little to do with [...]
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