Posts Tagged ‘Fuck’

Giant drunk pink elephants

Reprinted from MyHotMess.com: A giant pink elephant tends to consume a shitload of space when you are staying in your mothers two bedroom 700 sq. ft. condo. Even if at anytime you are able to walk a block down to one of the most beautiful beaches in America in attempt to ignore it, that fucking [...]

measuring time in fuck-ups

Reprinted from the original “MyHotMess.com”: Every year AVN comes along, and I always measure the great time I’ve had by the experiences I either remember, or don’t remember. This year, three things happened that made it a fantastic year. Well, more than that, but I chalk my AVN up to these three incidents. NUMBER ONE: [...]

A cheers

Reposted from the original blog – mythotmess.com: Here I am. Writing. So proud of myself yes…yaaaaasssssss. 11:01pm, not asleep on the couch, like the last three nights assed the fuck out at 7:30 of that bomb kush and days off, and here I am, its fuckin dark outside, I had a hard day beating grown [...]

The two men that hate me

Republished from the original “MyHotMess.com”: “While I am positive that there must be more men on the planet that despise me, I have only met two that have done so out right, and I met them both yesterday. One man for the first time, and the next man, for the last. Now, every morning I [...]