Posts Tagged ‘Home’

Giant drunk pink elephants

Reprinted from MyHotMess.com: A giant pink elephant tends to consume a shitload of space when you are staying in your mothers two bedroom 700 sq. ft. condo. Even if at anytime you are able to walk a block down to one of the most beautiful beaches in America in attempt to ignore it, that fucking [...]

The two men that hate me

Republished from the original “MyHotMess.com”: “While I am positive that there must be more men on the planet that despise me, I have only met two that have done so out right, and I met them both yesterday. One man for the first time, and the next man, for the last. Now, every morning I [...]

Penny on D

This is a reprint from the original “myhotmess.com”: Now, the last post I had written was incredibly shallow. Admittedly. That is why I put shallow bitch in it repeatedly. I received many emails in response to this post, more than I’ve ever received for any post, and it strikes me as almost funny, because somehow [...]